1) Print it out, fold it. Place between two slices of bread, eat. (Spam sandwich, get it?)
Or the Asian variation – pan fry, serve on instant noodles with a poached/pan fried egg. Topped with a crapload of sambal sauce. Mmm mmm.
2) Send it to your spam folder, add the sender to your Blocked Senders list. Happily anticipate your next round of 0nlin3 dEgr33s / make uR boyfriend a g1ft / che4p Rollecks watches from Michavd Nabarrete / Aboshihata Crosdale / Dils Priewe. Or eagerly await your chance to, er, cross the road:
3) Or make it into something ephemeral but pretty – send it to the Spam Recycler.
